The Stud
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.
You will have to go back to Earth
for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The
first priest says, "I've always wanted to
be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of
this week 'count' St. Peter?"
"No, I told you, the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track
of what you are doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a
Stud".
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to
recall the two priests. "Will you have any
trouble locating them?" he asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the
Rockies, flying with the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asks the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Newfoundland"